Free PD!? Am I crazy?

GHOSTS said:
I masturbate to Photon Drops. I have many pornographic PD magazines, including the famous 1998 issue of "Perfect Dick" featuring the rare set of images from Stacy the PD. That one has still not been scanned and I will not destroy the value of that issue by scanning it. I have other classic issues and photoshoots as well, like when Jessie the PD went full nude.

During the 00s I was subscribed to several PD porn sites, but left after finding pages that offered the same thing for free. Currently I am browsing PD porn sites under the name "paginissextoy" and upload several PD sets I like to sites.

My favorite things to see with PDs are porn parodies of them being exchanged for S-Rank abilities and Blue-Black Stones. Humiliation porn involving PDs being traded for Magic Water is a secret shame of mine.

Give me PDs because I am sexually turned on by them and have an extensive history with the PD porn community.
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Looooool. I will pm you later today
 
Arch, I need free pd to sphere TJS. You can live vicariously through me. Imagine it's your tjs you are funding to sphere. And then think of the immense joy you will gain from swinging around said unnecessarily large-but-cool sword with unnecessarily high-but-swag percentages.

And just imagine the rush you will get from activating a fully sphered-but-still weak TJS wave on some boomas. I assure you it will be beyond compare, especially as people look on with envy. Then when said boomas fail to pass on to Valhalla from said wave, you can proceed to finish the job with a well timed and precise Photon Blast, only to then realise you climaxed a bit too early and that the Photon-based party is over before it truly began...

Doesn't it sound nice? ;p
 
(Sorry if it's too early for sexual innuendo)

Edit: I don't actually want any pd's, keep em for players that need it.
Just wanted to practice my writing skills.
 
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Hey there, new to online mode. I'll start my story by saying i played this game for years on the Gamecube never getting to experience online play. One day my friend who got me in to the game showed me a picture of the Lavis Cannon and I became obsessed with finding it. Leveled to 145 on my first character and was grinding ultimate Mines to get the drop off sinow red as a blueful humar, every night for a while. One day I came home from school to play and found my memory card had corrupted. So I started over! I got my new character (same ID) to level 155ish, and grinded. I spent mostly every night through junior and senior year hunting this weapon and finally found one super late at night. Before I could save the game and exit I fell asleep. My father came in and shut my system down and I lost everything all over again.

Being here online now with this fantastic community (most online communities are filled with cruel people, but not this one) I hear that photon drops can be traded for the Lavis Cannon. I'm not sure how much they go for, but I only have 2!

So, there's my story as to why I would like some photon drops. Even if it's only 1, that's 1 more closer to getting my saber. Help a guy achieve his dream!

Thanks for reading
 
I don't want anything, I just wanted to say hi, because I haven't seen you in a long time nor do I actively have time to play this game. Just know that from the bottom of my heart you are a great guy.

Sidenote: My life is in a pretty good spot, and I'm doing very well in school, and almost got a 4.0 last quarter. Things are shaping up.

Much love <3
 
I'm not in need of anything (of anything I'd consider charitable, at least) but your kindness is noted.
If anything, all I'd be getting is a refund on all the PDs I spent in your shop, lol.
May karma be in your favor.
 
Well I could use a v801, so I can help new players by casting spells faster. :D

Interesting thing about me: I sit and talk to people all day while fixing their financial software. Their livelihood depends on me being able to diagnose their problem quickly. Other than that, I slack and play PSO on time off.
 
Like Caladon, I'd like to get a v801 for speedcasting , but mostly to help myself, my fonewn is a nuker, not a healslut :>
So a small loan of ~13 pd would do nicely.

For the funny tidbit: a couple days ago, a dutch store company called Kruidvat sold by mistake children's coloring book with Hitler drawings in it.
We also have those store in Belgium and I went to my local Kruidvat to ask if they had Hitler's coloring books.
Store clerk didnt get the joke , and gave me a pretty weird look. o_O Went ok after I explained the whole thing tho.
 
Junker said:
Like Caladon, I'd like to get a v801 for speedcasting , but mostly to help myself, my fonewn is a nuker, not a healslut :>
So a small loan of ~13 pd would do nicely.

For the funny tidbit: a couple days ago, a dutch store company called Kruidvat sold by mistake children's coloring book with Hitler drawings in it.
We also have those store in Belgium and I went to my local Kruidvat to ask if they had Hitler's coloring books.
Store clerk didnt get the joke , and gave me a pretty weird look. o_O Went ok after I explained the whole thing tho.
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Dude. Too funny. Yeah, I get asked to go on MA4/MAS/HBR, and I tend to heal a lot, so having fast resta cast would be superb.
 
Archivebit said:
So I have like, 400 PD and I barely play now.

So...to continue the theme of my time here on Ephinea. I plan to give some away.

Rules:

1. You must reply to this thread directly. PM'ing me for free PD will be ignored and may cause your future post to get ignored. This rule is place to hope to only get people that don't plan to spam me...as well as people can see in plain view what this thread is doing.

2. Give me a reason that you need PD, the amount of PD you are hoping to get and something interesting about your life or something or funny or whatever. I gotta get through living in a hotel somehow.

3. This is not a one time offer. It will just be as I feel as necessary.

4. My overall bank availability swings wildly, sometimes I have a lot, other times very not a lot. I may even get to your post awhile down the road. Patience please.

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Something to note. I plan to setup a bank in a sense. If you want a small PD loan for whatever reason, also follow the rules above and I may chose to loan to you that you can pay back when you can. I am mostly going by the fact most people on here are good people and I've never once gotten screwed helping on a loan yet, dont be my first. If this idea balloons into something relevant, I may chose to expand on this.

Thanks

<3 Arch <3

If this idea crashes and burns imma delete it, dont hate.
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Okay! First off, my name's Toad (and don't you forget it!), I'm working through Frog's account here ('cause I'm the boss and he's my middleman-a boss never exposes himself directly, you see). Anyway, look, we want in on some of these sweet drops of the photon variety; so we can purchase some Scape-Dolls.
I don't know about the other plebs still playing this game, but were on Hardcore because were harder than coffin nails! I am smart enough to recognise our own shortcomings however.

Look, ill come clean here 'cause I'm a nice guy. This is my first time playing the game. Me and Frog, we've been patrolling the pond for too long. Decided to muscle in on that sweet Phantasy Star turf and we think your donation would greatly aid our organisation.
Consider it payment for our "protection" (just a heads up - our "protection" usually costs 200 Meseta, yeah I know 200).
We think this is a very fair deal, and we hope to hear from you soon.

-Frog & Toad, Battletoad Security Co.

P.S. A message from Frog -

So, this little tadpole comes up to me, thinking hes a hard one. Asks me what I think of Salamanders, I tell 'em I think they are a disgrace, put shame on all amphibians. He tells me they can regrow limbs. I tell him they should stick their limbs someplace where the sun don't shine and the water of the pond can't reach em! Lets see them regenerate then.
Well, I know that wasn't very good, but you try thinking of a funny story, after you've seen the tadpole massacre at Waterlily. Saps the fun right out of you.

Anyway, I hope this message from myself and my Boss reaches you in good stead.
 
Frog said:

Okay! First off, my name's Toad (and don't you forget it!), I'm working through Frog's account here ('cause I'm the boss and he's my middleman-a boss never exposes himself directly, you see). Anyway, look, we want in on some of these sweet drops of the photon variety; so we can purchase some Scape-Dolls.
I don't know about the other plebs still playing this game, but were on Hardcore because were harder than coffin nails! I am smart enough to recognise our own shortcomings however.

Look, ill come clean here 'cause I'm a nice guy. This is my first time playing the game. Me and Frog, we've been patrolling the pond for too long. Decided to muscle in on that sweet Phantasy Star turf and we think your donation would greatly aid our organisation.
Consider it payment for our "protection" (just a heads up - our "protection" usually costs 200 Meseta, yeah I know 200).
We think this is a very fair deal, and we hope to hear from you soon.

-Frog & Toad, Battletoad Security Co.

P.S. A message from Frog -

So, this little tadpole comes up to me, thinking hes a hard one. Asks me what I think of Salamanders, I tell 'em I think they are a disgrace, put shame on all amphibians. He tells me they can regrow limbs. I tell him they should stick their limbs someplace where the sun don't shine and the water of the pond can't reach em! Lets see them regenerate then.
Well, I know that wasn't very good, but you try thinking of a funny story, after you've seen the tadpole massacre at Waterlily. Saps the fun right out of you.

Anyway, I hope this message from myself and my Boss reaches you in good stead.
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Honestly this is the best one so far.
 
Can I get pds so they can be in another account that isn't that active anymore and not even Easter event revived my interests sadly it seems.

The more inactive accounts not playing pso = the more unknown pds out there after all!

or something like that.
 
Shinata said:
Hey there, new to online mode. I'll start my story by saying i played this game for years on the Gamecube never getting to experience online play. One day my friend who got me in to the game showed me a picture of the Lavis Cannon and I became obsessed with finding it. Leveled to 145 on my first character and was grinding ultimate Mines to get the drop off sinow red as a blueful humar, every night for a while. One day I came home from school to play and found my memory card had corrupted. So I started over! I got my new character (same ID) to level 155ish, and grinded. I spent mostly every night through junior and senior year hunting this weapon and finally found one super late at night. Before I could save the game and exit I fell asleep. My father came in and shut my system down and I lost everything all over again.

Being here online now with this fantastic community (most online communities are filled with cruel people, but not this one) I hear that photon drops can be traded for the Lavis Cannon. I'm not sure how much they go for, but I only have 2!

So, there's my story as to why I would like some photon drops. Even if it's only 1, that's 1 more closer to getting my saber. Help a guy achieve his dream!

Thanks for reading
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I have seen your post in other areas of the forum, looking to piece together stuff to buy a lavis.
I will give you 13PD toward your lavis. Please PM me when online. Wish granted :)
 
Archivebit said:
I have seen your post in other areas of the forum, looking to piece together stuff to buy a lavis.
I will give you 13PD toward your lavis. Please PM me when online. Wish granted :)
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That is so awesome of you. Thank you so much!
 
I don't really expect anything but I figured I'd help with a sadder story but with a happy, hopeful message! (I am working on making my 1st S-rank so anything towards my PD goal will help :D)

So I've been basically bed ridden due to neurological issues and complications since May of 2012, and this server has given me something to look forward to in bed each day, since a started playing late last year(2016)! I don't want to make people feel really sad, so I won't disclose details unless someone is interested in hearing my life story, but everyone on this server makes the day to day life a lot easier! Good news is that my doctors are saying that I'll be able to hopefully stop treatment and try living among society again soon, starting hopefully this summer in June or July, which if you asked me a few years ago, I wouldn't have been able to tell you even a remote estimate of when I'd be able to live a 'normal' life again! The amount of struggles and setbacks make a long list, but the help and happiness I've gotten from all the people I've met has really made me appreciate everyone around me! I'm greatly looking forward to spending my time with everyone online in the next few upcoming months and hope to soon be able to play out of a bed with everyone!
 
Geebs said:
I don't really expect anything but I figured I'd help with a sadder story but with a happy, hopeful message! (I am working on making my 1st S-rank so anything towards my PD goal will help :D)

So I've been basically bed ridden due to neurological issues and complications since May of 2012, and this server has given me something to look forward to in bed each day, since a started playing late last year(2016)! I don't want to make people feel really sad, so I won't disclose details unless someone is interested in hearing my life story, but everyone on this server makes the day to day life a lot easier! Good news is that my doctors are saying that I'll be able to hopefully stop treatment and try living among society again soon, starting hopefully this summer in June or July, which if you asked me a few years ago, I wouldn't have been able to tell you even a remote estimate of when I'd be able to live a 'normal' life again! The amount of struggles and setbacks make a long list, but the help and happiness I've gotten from all the people I've met has really made me appreciate everyone around me! I'm greatly looking forward to spending my time with everyone online in the next few upcoming months and hope to soon be able to play out of a bed with everyone!
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Something special in the works for you from both me and @Eva . I will get back to you :)


Still working on stuff for others. Takes time :)
 
Geebs said:
I don't really expect anything but I figured I'd help with a sadder story but with a happy, hopeful message! (I am working on making my 1st S-rank so anything towards my PD goal will help :D)

So I've been basically bed ridden due to neurological issues and complications since May of 2012, and this server has given me something to look forward to in bed each day, since a started playing late last year(2016)! I don't want to make people feel really sad, so I won't disclose details unless someone is interested in hearing my life story, but everyone on this server makes the day to day life a lot easier! Good news is that my doctors are saying that I'll be able to hopefully stop treatment and try living among society again soon, starting hopefully this summer in June or July, which if you asked me a few years ago, I wouldn't have been able to tell you even a remote estimate of when I'd be able to live a 'normal' life again! The amount of struggles and setbacks make a long list, but the help and happiness I've gotten from all the people I've met has really made me appreciate everyone around me! I'm greatly looking forward to spending my time with everyone online in the next few upcoming months and hope to soon be able to play out of a bed with everyone!
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I have a dress plate for you. Also something else in the works
 
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