Fun puns and jokes

[EvilUpholsterer]

Do you watch Two Set Violin? I recently heard this joke on their Youtube channel. Great joke btw.

 

[Folestet]

This is the nerdiest pun I have seen in some time.

 

[EvilUpholsterer]

What did the classical musician name his pets? Bach, Offenbach and Debussy.

 

[cucker tarlson]

Why did the mummy travel all the way to Scotland from Egypt?

For a sack of haggis (sarcophagus)

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ :3

 

[Jordan Schwartz]

yall wanna laugh look up "All These Boomas Like Me" on youtube if you havent done it already its a funny rap song

 

[cucker tarlson]

Where do Japanese people like to hang out in the morning?

Ohio

ㅋㅋㅋ :3

 

[cucker tarlson]

I came across logarithm problem recently.

So I e-raised it.

哈哈哈哈 :3

 

[DieDieDie]

*chanting necromancy*

why did red ring rico order a cake for her 2nd** ear piercing?

bc, there was no pie-on-ear-one

 

[SirLagsAlot]

Going on a Torr Hunt
It’s going to be Torriffic. I hope it’s not too Torribly slow so I can see more Torr.
If I can’t pop one that would be Torrture.

 

[Necrodoom]

Going on a Torr Hunt
It’s going to be Torriffic. I hope it’s not too Torribly slow so I can see more Torr.
If I can’t pop one that would be Torrture.

If you get a photon drop from a hildetorr i bet it would make you feel so hildetorn

 

[gachipon]

I set up an internet cafe in Australia.

It's called the LAN down under.

 

[Talisien]

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.