Fun puns and jokes

fishhao

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Hi, it is me. Your friendliest Nandos. With the recent amount of NEGATIVITY and EVIL ENERGY in forums, I think we need a breath of fresh air with some nice and happy puns.

You can tell the gender of an ant by placing them on water.
If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, bouyant.

Let's be nice and limit only 1 pun a day per person :)

yours SINCEREly,
New Nandos, with a change of heart
 
why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
it was holding on to the first monkey

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
peer pressure
 
i’ll edit to just include my silly elephant joke then.

how do you kill a blue elephant?
- shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a red elephant?
- no not red elephant gun. squeeze its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a green elephant?
- tell it a dirty joke so it turns red, then squeeze its trunk so it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a yellow elephant?
- you ever seen a yellow elephant?
 
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