haiku thread

[clayticus]

Not five seven five
Get that weak shit outta here
Reported and banned

E-phi-ne-a ha (5)
gr-i-nd day 'n' nigh-t (7)
lev-el up oh ya (5)

What are you talking about ?

 

[Ray Shaw]

The only way I can see "grind" and "night" as being more than one spoken syllable each is on, say, a Ramones album. Or if spoken by Mario.

 

[Spuz]

I found a Handgun
In the Depth of the forest
By the name 'milla'

 

[ScoobyDew]

Six twenty A.M.
Do you know where your mind is?
Get up, still in bed

 

[Beyond The Sea]

Rest now ScoobyDew
Some called you a mean old Scrooge
Peace now ScoobyDew

 

[ChiveyX]

Where are the new quests
I am left with sad feelings
Never to play new quests

) ' ' ' ' :

 

[BlitzkriegAJ]

Ate too much pizza
Can feel my stomach turning
Off to the bathroom...

 

[Beyond The Sea]

Five Seven Five Haiku
Follow rules, don't go over
Five Seven...oh wait...

 

[anime]

android, place a trap
it's a yellow triangle
now i am confused

 

[emoticon]

一二三四と
薪よむ声や
秋の暮

hi fu mi yo to
maki yomu koe ya
aki no kure

One, two, three, and four
Our voices count the firewood
As the autumn fades

(haiku by Kobayashi Issa, shoddy translation by me)

 

[trix]

juggalos have arrived
gigoboomas quake in fear
of level twenty gifoie
--
trapped in the sinow room
of mines in TTF
slapped, confused, fallen
--
friend uses Dark Flow
i will cast resta to help
he is angry now

 

[ealonzo]

i want to go fast
teammate using spread needle
we are going slow
--
hi give red box please
no william i will not
please leave room is res
--
do you have colbow
i thought you were blacklisted
hi give red box please
--
hello sodaboy
fuck you you fucking faggot
government now banned
--
i use dotum font
literally only for
￦￦￦￦￦

 

[anime]

Attacking Falz with
Restless Lion Calibur
Back to Pioneer
--
this is lobby one
not an atheist island
uwu juggalos

 

[astallasalion]

hucaseal is goat
wait you still don't believe me?
check the leaderboards

 

[XII]

Haikus are stupid
Gutter tier of all poems
Fuck you, LKA.

 

[Ade]

Twelve: Make more comics
Why do you not make me more?
Ade is really cool.

 

[GuardianGirth]

Time for chicken and tits
Vibestar: Word
Locked

 

[Ade]

Time for chicken and tits
Vibestar: Word
Locked

Girth: Not a haiku,
It's five-seven-five my man,
Follow directions.

 

[Mayn]

Hunters come to slay
The Rappy has run away
Rare drop is the pay

 

[dewdadash]

SJS Today?
I'll try again, day and night.
Still no SJS.