freestyle rap thread

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cyberdude

ordinary guy on the information superhighway
bet there are a lot of people on here who are good rappers
heres a gem from my book of rhymes


i live in madagascar
median income $2 a day
throw up the gifoie
lizards go the f*** away
 
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Alakaboom

Guest
My name's not Andy.
I don't like Candy,
If you got a problem with that
Its because you're too fat

I went to the toilet cuz had to shit
I blew up the god dang barf pit
my nickname is hyper cold ice
because when I rap I cook frozen rice

My car goes fast
it leaves you in last
shit happens when you race me
I take your wallet, your car, and your dignity
 
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cyberdude

ordinary guy on the information superhighway
come up as a fonewm
livin in the cash game
20k in 13 minutes
nigga that's a row game
 

Neanderthal

Missing link
The Godrilla

I am playing on a hucast
casuals staring at my gorilla chest
wearing red ring, tellusis and dark flow
while I carry them through row
 

Liberalce

too much of a good waifu is wonderful
the professor

i teach gameplay at psoworld
finer strats and tips have never been told
i got mates and fluids to fight any ape
i mix more chemicals than professor snape
 

Liberalce

too much of a good waifu is wonderful
the griefer

i was taught by gorillas to fight and run
i always try to help but just hurt someone
ill be nice i promise and ill help too
you tryna df? i will star you
 

cyberdude

ordinary guy on the information superhighway
12.5%hp
an allegory for the braveman
short hucast
an allegory for the caveman
 

Liberalce

too much of a good waifu is wonderful
this is my last one but im making an ebook for my debut. just need an editor

the blow with the flow

when i was a boy i used a saber
but that just made me feel like a small darth vader
i grew up and got big, strong and smart
but i still cant tell all the enemies apart
i know they hit hard but so do i
if they try to face me its never a tie
its a risky life dark flowing all day
but they took my rico waifu so they must pay
 

cyberdude

ordinary guy on the information superhighway
the griefer

i was taught by gorillas to fight and run
i always try to help but just hurt someone
ill be nice i promise and ill help too
you tryna df? i will star you
ill spit some lines on this

born in the caves
i confuse and run
cavedweller mindset
an exp leech with a gun
fronting with the red ring
respect me like a king
if you dont thats cool
my needle has kings
 

16085k

Member
The Fomarl

Walkin' around ruins with my rambling may SET
You're so dumb you don't even realize it yet
Guardianna in hand I got my mind on my TP, TP on my mind
More dumb than Colin, KM8K, and tt3 combined
 

cyberdude

ordinary guy on the information superhighway
The Fomarl

Walkin' around ruins with my rambling may SET
You're so dumb you don't even realize it yet
Guardianna in hand I got my mind on my TP, TP on my mind
More dumb than Colin, KM8K, and tt3 combined
i swag in public games with 99h heaven striker
then i bitch and cry
i bite the banhammer like a viper
#andromeda
 

cyberdude

ordinary guy on the information superhighway
niggas get banned
i steal a nigga 3seal
making money mad
skyline trading on the 4 real
 
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