freestyle rap thread 2.0

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dont get this locked gamers, let's be civil ^_^

running PW3 searching for salvation
looking for 80 in the 5th position
i trap Morfos while i shoot Dolmolms dead
look what i found, Amplifier of Red
 
Dey call me Yeezy-cast,
Staring at huney ass.
Swangin slicer of fanatic,
Rewritin da melqueek fanfic.
My styles so meta,
Meet me in seabed. - Uh,
Whatchu tryna resta?
DF will slice your headuh.
 
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a classic:
DF out ready, astark up ahead
fomarl cast jellen, dmc, im dead

fresh from 2nite:
i only like rappers that reference inebriation
i need the dehydation constipation affirmation
inhale, compose the email in detail then exhale
just another day at evergreen pass/fail
 
don't Simple Mail me, i'm hunting the PD
deep down in Seabed, drinking water like Fiji
i only speak in Lobby 1, Dotum font
Saber +99do you want ?
 
for Q:
in lobby 24/7 i'm always online
can't join any games i need this goldmine
they 'know what i want' and they know my obsession
always on the lookout for the huct drizzt in lobby 11
 
Straight outta Seabed

Crazy motherfucker named Icer Noob
From the guild called 'Newmanz With Attitude'
When I'm called on, I got a slicer of
Squeeze the trifluid, and bodies are frozen off
You too, 'mar, if ya fuck with me
The moderator gonna hafta come and get me
 
went to pioneer 2
asked for boomers
they told me "go to forest"
only saw zoomers
 
In the mines walking round just to see what's up
Oh no it's a baranz, but i don't give a fuck,
Take out my charge vulcs and unload had enough?
Damn he taking off layers guess he like it rough
There's a FO in my party, better give that buff
or else I'm putting on shared drops and taking all the stuff
 
Hello my name is KenZed
This a quick shot from my head
Trying to rap
"Hey look there's a trap"
...and now KenZed's dead
 
3 of 4, in need of a FO
Buffs, no resta, or else you gotta go
Grinding HBR runs to make this dough,
to blow it at all on this sexy ass hune hoe
She says she wants to see my giant Dark Flow
Tell her to choke me down to watch it blow
Making it rain PDs all over her face,
I think she likes the taste.
Next I go to Paganini to give me my fix
but he's working with the feds, low key a snitch.
If he is I'll have to slice him with this DoB, don't need no bitch.
 
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Start me up a room, grinding for the red
it's only 1/1241, i'll find it before bed
14 hours later, the first red is shit
I can't even sell it cuz it doesn't have hit.
 
To the hardcore crew!
Damn we some stingey prudes
Dark falz be castin dbl rabarta
You already know its time to restarta
Made it to P3 and he's steals my soul
Please RNGsus don't hurt me no mo
 
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As I walk through the valley of the Point of Disaster
I take a look at my party and realize it could be faster
'Coz I've been zerking' and helling' so long, that
Even Kireek thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never PK'd a hardcore that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like an icer you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're postin', and what you're hostin'
Or you and your party might be lacking buffs
I really hate to trip but I gotta, log
As I level I see myself in the banner up, fool
I'm the kinda HU the little HUmars wanna be like
On my knees in the lobby, alt-K'ing in the starlight

Been spendin' most our lives,
livin' in the Hunter's paradise
Surrounded by Forces spamming ice,
livin' in the Hunter's paradise
Auctioning off my latest find,
livin' in the Hunter's paradise
Last PGF on the server @discount price,
livin' in the Hunter's paradise
 
ain't got time for pso
all about that new x b o
roll on up after droppin the dough
cashier act like he never seen paypal befo

flash that id, walk out the door
time to hit the bank so i aint stay poor
windows down, back pockets ready
wallet aint there now im real sweaty

FUCK
 
My story in this game began in two-thousand-four.
I was just a noob, I was broke, I was poor.

At first it was for fun, I was just running around.
Until my hunger grew for riches abound.

I focused on my tech and skills every single day.
Clinical obsession, surgical foray.

I started hunting rares, my satisfaction profuse.
Learning how to trade, some would call it abuse.

Bartered my way to the top, had too many PDs.
All these red boxes, overflowing red seas.

Max stat Red Rings, Adepts, Psycho Wands, Photon Spheres too.
Eighty hit Dark Flows, Guld Millas and Mille Marteauxs.

Black Gear, Three Seals, Heaven Punishers and more.
Pioneer parts, Heart of Morolians galore.

Tsumikiri J-Sword and that casino Excal.
Seventy-eight hit, my dependable pal.

Over time I had earned all of these, losses I mourned.
All the time from my life that this game has torn.

I did all this on PC, on that SCHT.
Then it all ended, enough reason to leave.

All those years melted, what else could I possibly do?
The end of my adventures on Pioneer 2.

Eventually Ephinea did come about.
I decided, "what the hell?" and tried it out.

These guys have done great work, what else could I say?
This game PSO, well it just ain't the same.

For better or for worse, it keeps living on.
But I just think it's time for me to move on.

Well PSO, thanks for all the fun and hearty laughs.
With all of those smiles, you really kicked ass.

Blessed is the memory of the good old days,
When Ragol meant mirth in mysterious ways.

Let's leave you here now, for the gamers of tomorrow.
For all the joy and amusement, from you, they'll borrow.
 
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