B> Samba Maracas in bulk, 1 PD each

XII

XII

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Whoa, what a steal! I'm gonna need a lot of these fucking maracas, so here's your chance to make some coin.

Here are some advantages to selling me this weapon:

  • You are directly funding me making bad decisions
  • I will personally teach you how to high five
  • Dogs love it. They really do.
  • PDs come directly from that Zalure Needle I sold
  • Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

All sellers welcome.
 
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I'm good, man. No rush to sell it because I'm not playing right now, and a weekly bump is low effort.

I might crank the price down when I start playing again. We'll see what happens.
 
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I also accept pizzas and Lamborghinis
 
BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: Get this item for 1.5% off if you purchase within the next 12 hours (while supplies last).
 
Verizon customers will be happy to hear that this thread is slated for all future fast lane services.
Comcast users, you're outta luck. Sorry.
 
Now accepting Samba Maracas (substitute 1 PD per Samba Maracas)
 
Merry Christmas, thread. My gift to you is apathy.
 
Zalure Needle goes great with a bowl of Reese's Puffs™. Add a kick of peanut butter chocolate flavor to your morning and your mindless TTF riddled existence.
 
I can't think of something to say for this post, so just google "memes" and you'll get basically the same result.
 
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