Any HALLOWEEN Stories out there~?

Harborer of Hope

Harborer of Hope

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With Hallows Eve quickly approaching, guess mew can share another of her Stories! This one is cute~! Not Too long ago, mew decided to spend Halloween at a friends gated community and play her usual role as a scary Nazgul lawn ornament. The night was pretty quiet and plain with the trick or treaters...But the rest of the house got hungry and wanted to go out to eat. Mew had volunteered to stay behind and hand out the candeh. Considering mew was now all alone and had to purrform double duty, she decided it was best to simply pose herself on the doorstep with the bowl on her lap. A half hour passes and mew could hear no clamor or bustle of teens or kids and was just about to risk moving to adjust herself to get moar comfy from sitting on concrete....when a Mom shuffles up to the walkway with a small pirate boy in hand. The boy takes ONE look at mew and FREEZES!! The mother tries pushing the child forward saying .."Dale' Dale'~!" (Go on! Go on!) To which the child promptly cries backpedaling "No PUEDO...No Puedooo~!!! (I CAN'T! I Caaaaan't!"!) Mom says giggling "Esto un Mun~eco! Mira! Dale'" (It's just a Doll! See? Go on!") Mew doesn't move a tendon and even slows her breathing to look dead! As the child musters all the courage his tiny body could divert from NOT Prolly PEEING himself, mew was betrayed by a fanged grin wondering..."If you JUMP SCARE this poor child...The friends will prolly return to police tape and a chalk drawing of mews body after being Beaten to death by an angry mom and a child who will NEED THERAPY.... Mew was suddenly snatched out from her happy place by a tiny equally SNATCHY hand now desperately grabbing at candy in the bowl! Mew doesn't move at all and allows her prey to Scurry back to his mothers open arms and as she SCOOPS him up! Happily the mom carries the child away. But, the child looks over the shoulder of his mom and 'WAVES' at mew! She raises her skeletal hand and 'WAVES BACK~!!'! The child STANDS in his mothers arms Pointing at mew Squealing "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!....". The mom spins around to see an unmoved and static mew.....motionless.... Could hear the mom scolding her child as they walked away.... Guess the kid may need a little THERAPY later, huh??? <3!!
 
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Sounds like you're just doing a good job!

(Also hi Mew, miss you and absolutely love that you have a Book of Five Rings/Musashi quote in your sig.)
 
Drexxin said:
Sounds like you're just doing a good job!

(Also hi Mew, miss you and absolutely love that you have a Book of Five Rings/Musashi quote in your sig.)
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Drexxiiiiies! *Waves tiny paw Maniacally~!* Yes, that book was one of the ONLY things that kept mew SANE in her military careeer~!
 
Have 3 other giggle worthy stories.... This one is the F-Bomb child!

Hallows Eve night and mew is doing her usual standing out on her lawn in her Nazgul costume, but this year she decided to have her huge sword pointing down with her skeletal paws resting on top of the pommel. Had gone most of the night without much going on and was considering going back inside. When she heard a lot of jubilant talking down the block. FINALLY!!! There was a Family of what looked like 3 Adults and 2 small children. The family came to a stop at the corner house and started murmuring among themselves STARING at mew's unmoving form. Well, there was a candle lit table just behind mew with an inviting bowl of candy they must've spotted. After a bit of chattering, one of the children broke away from the group and started to cross the street towards mew...a little black girl dressed in what looked like a Harlequin outfit. Halfway across she stomps her foot at mew as if to startle an animal *Mew Doesn't move*. Then she turns to her family still huddled on the other side watching...waiting...."Look Ya'll it's Fake ya'll ....it's FAKE!". Then starts walking a little more confidently towards mew... The family, now seeing that what appeared to be an opportunity for festive candy, started to shamble across the street to the beckoning of their little scout. The MOMENT the little girl had reached the edge of the driveway...mew RAISED her sword in Salute...the tip being into the grass had given off a Satisfying RING being hoisted up~!! Much to the HORROR of the approaching family now stumbling over each other shambling Back to the other side of the street Abandoning their scout! Without skipping a beat the scout froze in place and turned to her group shouting... "THAT'S FUCKED UP YA'LL ...THAT'S FUCKED UP!!" Suppressing a giggle, mew slowly and Silently pivot turned and walked towards the candy bowl...Sheathing her sword, mew then stood by the bowl and pointed her skeletal paw at the bowl in decrepit shaking fashion for dramatic affect. The scout now recovering from the sudden betrayal, tentatively walks up the way into mews yard and often glancing over her shoulder to the now Happily approaching family crossing the street~! The scout takes her share and retreats behind the group who are now trying to coax the youngest to "go get you some candy!". Upon seeing this dilemma unfolding, mew picks up the bowl and approaches the family. Now if anyone knows mew's 'condition'...her gait is not exactly 'fluid' so her steps are only even Moar dramatic while silently heading towards the now unhappy child! First attempt...*outstretched bowl to child on right side of father*...*child retreats to the left side of the father...* Oooook...*offers bowl to child on left side...* The skittish little boy now ducks BEHIND the parent entirely. The faceless mew looks up at the parent ready to offer HIM the bowl, when suddenly Out from Between his legs pops up a tiny arm holding a plastic Pumpkin bucket! Laughing, the father scoops a generous amount of candy bars from the bowl and puts it into the stalwart bucket! The family "Thanks her for the Purrformance" and return across the street to their route! Next Trick or treater with his mom to approach mew 20 minutes later got another story coming! <3!!!
 
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Halloween 2013

An old childhood friend and myself went for a walk on Halloween Night and being that we were both 23, we thought we were too cool for trick or treating. It was late at night, between 12am and 3am. We walked on roads where a neighborhood was abandoned because "hE wHo DaReS", right?

Anyway, we get about halfway down the block and an abandoned house has the lights come on and a female shilloute was standing in the doorway. We stop and stare at her and all she says is "Come visit me. I'm so lonely."

Without a second though, we took off running.
My buddy always liked to wear baseball caps and we were Track & Field boys so we were running so fast his hat flew off.

He shrieked "Oh f***!, dude!" and went back to get his hat. I kept running and made it to the edge of the neighborhood and eventually he followed and caught up.


Fast forward to last year 2024,
for shits and giggles we decided to check out that neighborhood on Halloween.
Every house but that one was tore down and it looked exactly the same as it did in 2013 and to this day neither of us can explain what happened.

Our best hypothesis is that someone was just trying to prank people on Halloween Night who came through that neighborhood.

Not a good Halloween story but the only interesting one I've got.

Either that or Halloween 2002 when I fell down a snow/ice covered hill into a pond but that's not scary, just cold.
 
Laceyface said:
Halloween 2013

An old childhood friend and myself went for a walk on Halloween Night and being that we were both 23, we thought we were too cool for trick or treating. It was late at night, between 12am and 3am. We walked on roads where a neighborhood was abandoned because "hE wHo DaReS", right?

Anyway, we get about halfway down the block and an abandoned house has the lights come on and a female shilloute was standing in the doorway. We stop and stare at her and all she says is "Come visit me. I'm so lonely."

Without a second though, we took off running.
My buddy always liked to wear baseball caps and we were Track & Field boys so we were running so fast his hat flew off.

He shrieked "Oh f***!, dude!" and went back to get his hat. I kept running and made it to the edge of the neighborhood and eventually he followed and caught up.


Fast forward to last year 2024,
for shits and giggles we decided to check out that neighborhood on Halloween.
Every house but that one was tore down and it looked exactly the same as it did in 2013 and to this day neither of us can explain what happened.

Our best hypothesis is that someone was just trying to prank people on Halloween Night who came through that neighborhood.

Not a good Halloween story but the only interesting one I've got.

Either that or Halloween 2002 when I fell down a snow/ice covered hill into a pond but that's not scary, just cold.
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Doesn't usually some anime trope pop up where "Come visit me. I'm lonely" triggers you and a friend to 'RUN' off...only for you to Stop.....turn around and and it's like...."Kyle, NO! You, Horny Bastar....".... X'D!
 
A bunch of teens went smashing pumpkins. Afterwards they came home to their house toweled.

The kids told their parents and they put up cameras in the pumpkins. One of the camerade pumpkins were smashed. Once the hoodlums realized their cover was blown they retreated home.

The defending house had footage and pictures though. They sent the info to their local policeman. The police said "We will punish the children," said the Chief, "They're our kids."

The End!
 
Wrexicam said:
A bunch of teens went smashing pumpkins. Afterwards they came home to their house toweled.

The kids told their parents and they put up cameras in the pumpkins. One of the camerade pumpkins were smashed. Once the hoodlums realized their cover was blown they retreated home.

The defending house had footage and pictures though. They sent the info to their local policeman. The police said "We will punish the children," said the Chief, "They're our kids."

The End!
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